Posted by Riccardo (195.103.80.225) on April 23, 2001 at 03:32:58:
In Reply to: Italian Bean Soup... posted by TerryS on April 23, 2001 at 03:19:59:
Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello to hisfriends.
Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi. How was a da treep?"
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Luigi said, "Ever'thing was a perfect except for da train a ride down."
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"What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
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"Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautifula Virginia had packed a biga basket a food with vino and cigars for a me, and we were looking a 'forward to da trip. All was OK until we gotta hungry and opened up a da luncha basket.
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"The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, 'No eat in dese'a car. Must'a use'a dining car.'
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"So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a big'a lunch and begin to open'a bottle of vino. Conductor come again, wag his'a finger and say, 'No drink'a in dese'a car. Must'a use'a club'a car.'
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"So we go to club'a car. While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my big'a cigar. The conductor, he wag'a his finger again and say, 'No smoke'a in
dese'a car. Must'a go to smoker car.'
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"We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar. Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and'a go to bed. We just about to have'a sex and the conductor, he come'a through car yelling, 'NO-FOLK'A, VIRGINIA!'
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"Next'a time, Ima driva down!!"