Posted by Charlie S (206.162.24.105) on January 18, 2001 at 03:56:20:
One morning Al Gore and George Bush were having brunch
at a restaurant.
The attractive waitress asked Gore what he wanted and
he replied, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some
grapefruit."
"And what can I get for you sir?" she asks George. He
replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why Governor!" the
waitress says, "how rude - and you're not even
president yet!"
As the waitress storms away, Gore leans over to Bush
and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche'.
Smiles,- - -Charlie S :^)