Posted by David Chalfant (208.30.14.157) on August 09, 1999 at 12:41:49:
A man from Philadelphia , Penn was standing in line of an airport to get two tickets to Pittsburgh for he and his wife to visit family members. When his turn came up he noticed that the ticket clerk was a very buxom beauty. He stated that he wanted Two tits to Picketsburgh. The clerk frowned but preceded to get the tickets. Realizing his mistake and feeling very embarrassed, he told a man in line behind him that he felt very ashamed of his screw up. The man said " Don't worry about it. You had what is called a Freudian Slip. Just last week I was having breakfast with my wife and I said 'You #$(*&^%, you have made the last 10 years of my life miserable'
and all I really meant to say was 'Would you please pass the jelly?"
Pain Free Days,
DC