Posted by Carl D (208.4.16.160) on January 07, 2000 at 16:11:39:
In Reply to: The True cause of CH posted by Carl D on January 07, 2000 at 15:28:07:
Some people think they have a runny/stuffy nose during one of these attacks/partys. Actually what is happening is that some of the Miniature Cuban-born chinese circus midgets drink too much and have to run to the nearest opening and throw up. When too many get sick at once, it can clog up your nasal passage - thus that pressurized sinus feeling.
And the tearing? That is just the most convenient place for them to go when they must relieve themselves.
What made me realize all of this? Well, I got a little suspicious when a miniature Budwieser Truck pulled up beside my bed and a few of the Cuban-born Chinese circus midgets were trying to carry a very small keg into my ear. I stopped that though : I grabbed a Q-tip, pulled 'em out and screamed "You guys are cut off!!!"
Later when I smelled something funny and thought I was shadowing intensely, I found out a few of them decided to hang out, smoke little cigars and watch "The Matrix." Which makes me ask another question : why do I want to put them in a jar and name them?
FREEK
P.S.- I know its hard to give up country music Elaine, but its a worthy sacrifice (though I heard one or two of them humming Patsy Cline the other night - now whats THAT all about?)