Posted by Carl D (208.4.16.160) on January 07, 2000 at 15:28:07:
I figured it out while I was cleaning the oven with strong chemicals and accidentally eating some greenish blue bread :
Cuban-born Chinese Circus midgets have found a way to reduce thier size to that of an ant and are living inside some heads and occasionally throw one of thier wild party's thus bringing on what we all thought was a cluster headache.
It's just tiny people trying to have some fun.
Sure, you may think I am crazy, but trust me - as long as you do not acknowledge thier existence, they will keep on partying.
THE CURE???
Set up several balloons around the perimeter of your head, blow a party favor and throw on Toni Basil's "Mickey" at full volume while shouting "WE'VE GOT VODKA!!!" The little guys will come running out of your ear and nose so quick - you might miss it.
It is tricky keeping them out once they are gone - but if you send me $10.00, I will E-Mail you a surefire way of keeping those critters from comingt back.
Dr. FREEKenstien
P.S. - If you play Country music instead of "Mickey" they will burrow themselves further into your cerebellum - Which might explain why people who listen to Country music get attacked more often. Face it folks, These Cuban-born Chinese circus midgets like to party!!!