Posted by Jack (24.189.157.40) on February 12, 2002 at 20:53:14:
I really, really find cats distasteful.
They are God's creatures and they have as much right to be here as I do.
I would never hurt a cat.
I would never consume a cat like I have been told they do in some Asian countries.
But I can't help myself, I find them a bit too full of guile and arrogance for my taste. I like my pets to be a bit less independent. I figure if I am gonna feed them and pick up after them the least they can do is to pretend that they like me, like my dog does.
I take no offense at your recent email to me. I will save it and share it with a few friends of mine tomorrow, if you don't mind. I will not publicize it here nor will I call you any names. I hope you and your cats are happy together.
Me and my dog are not doing so well lately. We are in counseling for our difficulties right now.
I hope you didn't find this post to be too ironic or satirical or disrespectful.
Your friend
Jack
I really, really do hate cats though