Posted by hub (216.37.4.66) on February 12, 2002 at 10:44:45:
In Reply to: frikn dad gum CATS! posted by steve on February 12, 2002 at 10:00:46:
We had a couple ol pussy cats. They were spayed but that didn't keep the Toms from caoming around peeing on my front porch. They would pee everywhere.
I went out to my truck one beautiful spring morning to go to work. I was running a little behind so I just jumped in the truck. I had left the window down overnight. Yes you guessed it. I sat right down in a fine puddle of tomcat pee.
My neighbor is a large african american fellow with Don King hair and a large toothy smile and one of the front teeth is gold. He was on his porch witnessing the whole fiasco. He grabbed his ample belly, leaned back and roared "Boy dat'll put a stink on ye that ajax won' ta' off, won' it!"
I got rid of the pussy cats and the toms quit coming around.
hub