Posted by Jayne (152.163.195.206) on February 07, 2002 at 12:18:29:
Brian and Sarah are staying in a hotel and after a romantic evening wining
and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settle down, Brian (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly "Hey snuggle boopy doops, your little hubby wubby isn't quite ready for nighty-nighty yet."
Sarah takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and
lands flat on her face. Brian jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone,"Oh my precious little honey bunny, is your noseywosey all righty?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate love for three hours.
Afterwards, Sarah goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the
floor.
Brian looks over and grunts, "Clumsy bitch."