Posted by This is why guys (198.81.16.33) on February 06, 2002 at 17:32:13:
A little boy, who lives on a farm, comes down to breakfast.
His mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the
little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his
mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any
eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?", he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't
get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any
milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
half way across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are
you going to tell him, or should I?"