Posted by Loopy DiaperLips (24.162.162.88) on January 31, 2002 at 11:17:55:
LOL, yes, you needed a laugh... :)
Sincerely,
Loopy DiaperHead
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Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and The Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: (don't you just LOVE captain underpants?)
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
For example: George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
WHAT'S YOURS?
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New First Name:
a= poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e =crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New Last Name:
a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New Last Name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = prinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 Times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!