Posted by Margi (161.184.81.207) on January 29, 2002 at 17:10:56:
In Reply to: Linda Howell's b-day today!! posted by Margi on January 29, 2002 at 16:29:32:
Rules of Life
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
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2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
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3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."
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4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
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6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody!"
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7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.
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8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?'
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9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
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10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
You have another chance!
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11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being
miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
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12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
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13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends
and family. You never know when you are going to
need them to empty your bedpan.