Posted by Margi (161.184.81.207) on January 23, 2002 at 14:38:56:
but this one IS pretty funny!
> > > > > First the Lord made man and the Garden of Eden,
> > > > > Then He said to Himself "There's something he's needin'."
> > > > >
> > > > > After casting around for a suitable pearl,
> > > > > He kept messing around till he created a girl.
> > > > >
> > > > > Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
> > > > > Round, slim, and firm, and oh ever so tender.
> > > > >
> > > > > Two lovely hips to increase Adam's desire,
> > > > > And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
> > > > >
> > > > > Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
> > > > > Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
> > > > >
> > > > > Two beautiful arms, just aching to bless you,
> > > > > And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
> > > > >
> > > > > Soft, cascading hair, hung down over her shoulder, And two
> > > > > dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing, Then God
> > > > > added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.