This April will mark my 4 year anniversary

Posted by Jack (24.189.157.40) on January 21, 2002 at 20:17:27:

of reading and posting at this board.

It is time to reflect and ask myself a few questions:

1) What the fu** is wrong with me?

2) What productive things could I have done with the time I have spent here posting and reading?

These are the answers to these questions of the ages:

1) There are many things wrong with me and having clusters may be the least of them.

2)
flossing
doing pushups
running
working a second job so I could afford my daughter’s college tuition
changing the oil on our cars
watching the babes on those dating shows and fantasizing
picking up after the dog
reading the paper
cleaning the gutters
bickering with my wife
helping the other daughter with her math homework
raking leaves
spackling
weeding
pruning
defragging my hard drive
getting laid

I gotta stop – I am not feeling well at this moment

Follow Ups:

• Get rid of the #2 'productive things' except: Frank 21:41:51 01/21/02 (0)
• Ahhh yes, I remember it well BobG 21:10:06 01/21/02 (4)
  • Just so there's no confusion Margi 10:05:05 01/22/02 (0)
  • You're right Bob Jack 21:29:14 01/21/02 (2)
    • LOL..... BobG 21:40:51 01/21/02 (1)
      • I feel so left out... Margi 10:06:15 01/22/02 (0)
• Just couldnt jonny 20:41:58 01/21/02 (6)
  • Excellent Jack 20:51:17 01/21/02 (5)
    • Tell her............ don 22:29:21 01/21/02 (0)
    • Do me a favor jonny 21:02:15 01/21/02 (3)
      • I love you guys!! You always manage to make me laugh! Thanks! (nt) Ann 21:17:28 01/21/02 (2)
        • I looked into.............. don 22:31:18 01/21/02 (1)
          • Should be under Carolyns old fart post...DUH.......nt don 22:33:02 01/21/02 (0)

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