Posted by Tony G (198.81.16.39) on December 29, 2001 at 18:52:30:
A young woman who had been married for several years
was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's
lack of interest in sex.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their
sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase some
crotchless underwear she had seen in a novelty shop.
One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and
he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower,
freshened up, and donned her Crotchless undies and a slinky
negligee.
She then strolled between her husband and the television and
suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm.
" Want some of this?" she purred.
"Are you kidding?", he replied, "Look what it did to your underwear."