Posted by John (203.146.223.82) on December 10, 2001 at 23:38:38:
In Reply to: CH funny story..........short........ posted by don on December 10, 2001 at 21:44:10:
retort to someone who honestly feels so very concerned for you in your condition and offers such feeble advice is:
Thank you for caring, (pause) fuck you for sharing.
Gives them immediate gratification and an all-powerful feeling, then you rip their guts out...as should be. Also, you are kind, polite and considerate and then brutally honest. You wind up being the good guy.