Posted by Elizabeth (65.31.190.231) on December 05, 2001 at 23:22:35:
Loud sex:
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear-splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink siad, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"
Quiet sex:
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have a climax?"
She glanced at him and casually replied, "You're never home!"