Posted by BillyJ (66.24.134.23) on December 01, 2001 at 16:27:18:
In Reply to: Billy, you prick! posted by jonny on December 01, 2001 at 15:31:54:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may:
1.leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants.
2. is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
3. may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
4. may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
5. cause you to think you can sing.
6. lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
7. may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
8. make you think you have mystical Kung-Fu powers resulting in you getting your butt kicked.
9. may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
10.is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
11. create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people
12. lead you to believe that you are invincible.
13. lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
14. may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.