Posted by Flash (213.1.85.149) on November 28, 2001 at 03:46:42:
It's not based on individual headaches, instead it relates to the entire experience - the effect of CH on your life in general:0 - What the fuck are you doing here?1 - THOSE AREN'T CLUSTER HEADACHES!2 - Stop whining or I'll give you something that really hurts for comparison.3 - That's more like it, I bet you stay in bed a whole 5 mins longer...4 - OK we're at the "can barely drive my car stage" 5 - Ah now your talking - sunglasses and no booze :) - better see the doc.6 - Lets try the max of every analgesic drug7 - You should see a consultant8 - O2, verapamil, imitrex, predisone, methysergide, ergotamine, anything the doc prescribes you will take it, no matter how dangerous!9 - The GAMMA knife. Oh man you're hardcore! Yee haa!10 - Suicide... what else is there? "I don't want to live anymore... sob"11 - GEE MAYBE I'LL TRY THEM SHROOMS AFTER ALL!!!Better check out the link below then.This was meant to be satire BTW. Obviously I will have offended at least one person, probably lots of people. I guess I better just not come back till this time next week now :(Flash