Posted by TerryS on November 20, 2001 at 20:09:05:
"Moose Love Calls"
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter
without success. Finally, they came up with
a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow
moose costume and learned the mating call of
a cow moose.
The plan was to hid in the costume, lure the bull
moose, then come out of the costume and shoot
the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of
a clearing, donned their costume and began to
give the moose love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a bull
moose came crashing out of the woods and into
the clearing. When the bull moose was close
enough, the guy in front said, "OK. Let's get out
of this costume and get him!!"
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the
guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck!!
What are we going to do???"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start
nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself!!!!!!!!"