Posted by Elaine on November 11, 2001 at 15:02:23:
A Poem For Moms Everywhere
When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, and make them so happy...
just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided, Returning
each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited. (When I'm an old lady and live with my
kids)
I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, And bounce on the
furniture wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it
out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout. (When I'm an old
lady and live with my kids)
When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like
sugar and bleach, Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
And when that is done I'll hide under the bed. (When I'm an old lady and
live with my kids)
When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not eat my green beans or
salad just meat. I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table And when they
get angry I'll run... if I'm able. (When I'm an old lady and live with my
kids)
I'll sit close to the TV, thru the channels I'll click, I'll cross both my
eyes to see if they stick. I'll take off my socks and throw one away, And
play in the mud 'til the end of the day. (When I'm an old lady and live with
my kids)
And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh, and thank God in prayer and then
close my eyes. My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping, and say
with a groan. "She's so sweet when she's sleeping." (When I'm an old lady
and live with my kids)
Get Ready, Kids!
Thanks Joy LMAO!!!