Posted by Santa on November 11, 2001 at 11:34:40:
Great Sayings by Women
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm
supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
-Jan King
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome