Posted by E - In absentia on November 07, 2001 at 20:39:35:
In Reply to: Couldn't make it...(take 3) posted by E - In absentia on November 07, 2001 at 20:36:12:
..to the board, so I asked a kindly old b*st*rd to post this for me. (Note: "E" has been getting hit pretty hard of late. We all
wish her well - Ed.)
At a golf club, a bunch of women are having tea. Then one woman discovers that the men's locker room below their balcony has its door ajar. A man is taking a shower. They can see his naked body but not his face. The woman chuckles and says, "I am glad that that is not my husband -- how embarrassing!"
A second woman acknowledges, "I am glad that he is not my boyfriend...hmmmm!"
A third woman says, "I don't know whether he is my husband or not, but I sure know that he is not any of the men here at this golf club."