Posted by the mad joker on November 03, 2001 at 00:43:30:
The first nun said, "I was cleaning the Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course, I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that! I was in Father's room putting away laundry and I found a bunch of condoms." "Oh, My!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" "I poked holes in all of them."
The third nun said, "Oh, shit."