Posted by eliz on November 02, 2001 at 02:22:38:
Do not say what you mean, ever.
Be ambiguous, always.
Cry. Often.
Bring up how good your old boyfriend was in bed.
Stash feminine products in their cars.
Look them in the eye and laugh.
Discuss your period with them.
Have your friends discuss their periods with them.
Discuss how you and your friends all have your periods at the same time - isn't that funny?
Gather female friends and dance to "I Will Survive" while they are present.
Sing all the words. Loud.
Constantly ask them if your butt looks fat.
Criticize the way they dress.
Act upset, and when they ask you what's wrong, get mad at them for not knowing.
Try to get them to dance to "I Will Survive."
Whenever there is silence, ask them, "What are you thinking?"
Tell them you want them to be "more open."