Posted by jd on October 31, 2001 at 20:49:36:
three men were sitting in a sauna one day when there came a beeping........ the first man touched a spot on his hand and it stopped, he then looked at the other two and says..." i have a micro chip in my hand...... thats how i get my pages"
then there was a ringing..... the second man touches a place on the side of his head and it stops. he looks at the other two and says.." its a cell phone implant.. i get my calls that way"
the third man , feeling somewhat outdone suddenly gets up and walks out... only to return a few moments later with toilet paper hanging from the cheeks of his buttocks.. the other two exclaimed.... "what the hell is that?", the third man looks to them and says... "oh..... iam receiving a fax"