Posted by Margi (161.184.81.207) on October 01, 2001 at 10:40:37:
I personally can't WAIT to use #8.....
> Ten things you never say to a woman during an argument...
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> 1. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"
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> 2. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off."
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> 3. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread."
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> 4. "Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?
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> 5. "You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?"
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> 6. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."
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> 7. "Whoa, time out Honey; football is on."
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> 8. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning."
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> 9. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"
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> 10. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded."