Posted by Carl D (64.218.79.204) on October 01, 2001 at 05:01:14:
Yippeeee
Yayyyyyy
I go back to the doctor today!
First off, I will find out who they are recommending me to for my CH. Second, I will let him know about the sleep apnea thing, Third, I will bounce off of the walls, and let him see how hyper I really am, stripping down to my birthday suit and singing Beach Boys songs, and let him know I am not sleeping anymore.
Then, when he asks me questions, I will try to enter his mind utilizing old Vulcan mind-melding techniques to see what he is really thinking. Afterwards, when the visit is over and I am done listening to conversations out in the hall with his stethoscope, I will fill my pockets with cotton, tongue depressers and band aids (like I always do), draw pictures of naked people on the paper on the exam table, and then hypnotize the doc so he will say "You're mom is so hot!!! I want her now!!!" to the rest of his patients throughout the day as they leave his office. Then I will urinate on the side of the building ever so steadily as to spell out my name.
So, it will be just another typical doctors office visit.
Peace,
Carl D