Posted by Charlie S (206.159.163.142) on September 14, 2001 at 20:33:21:
In Reply to: Stress,Financial Stress is a Common Cause of Headaches posted by Marcia Garrison on September 14, 2001 at 20:10:31:
Buy a pair of handcuffs. Take six manila envelopes, address them to yourself, place a 34- cent stamp on each. On construction paper, write: "I have the brains and sense of a jellyfish." Place the notes in the envelopes and soak them in gasoline. Place them in your oven at 500 degrees. Throw the handcuff key out the window and handcuff yourself to your drainpipe.
Have a nice day, and thank you for not having children.
Charlie