Posted by Brad W. (205.188.196.31) on September 01, 2001 at 10:11:00:
HANGING BASKETS
This is too funny not to share.
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this
see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitches a fit,
telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up
Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out
she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting
there with no top on. The
teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends
coming over and that it is just not appropriate...
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your
rosebuds, then I can display my
hanging baskets."