Posted by Charlie S (206.159.166.158) on September 01, 2001 at 02:53:09:
> MAFIA'S ACCOUNTANT
> (Oldie but Goodie!)
>
> The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks
> into a room to meet
> with his accountant. The Godfather asks the
> accountant, 'Where's the
> three million bucks you embezzled from me?'
>
> The accountant doesn't answer.
>
> The Godfather asks again, 'Where's the three
> million bucks you embezzled
> from me?'
>
> The attorney interrupts, 'Sir, the man is a
> deaf-mute and cannot
> understand you, but I can interpret for you.'
>
> The Godfather says, 'Well, ask him where the @#!*
> money is.'
>
> The attorney, using sign language, asks the
> accountant where the three
> million dollars is. The accountant signs back, 'I
> don't know what you're
> talking about.' The attorney interprets to the
> Godfather, 'He doesn't
> know what you're talking about.'
>
> The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the
> temple of the
> accountant, cocks the trigger and says, 'Ask him
> again where the @#!*
> money is!'
>
> The attorney signs to the accountant, 'He wants
> to know where it is!'
>
> The accountant signs back, 'Okay! Okay! The
> money's hidden in a suitcase
> behind the shed in my backyard!'
>
> The Godfather says, 'Well, what did he say?'
>
> The attorney interprets to the Godfather, 'He
> says that you don't have
> the guts to pull the trigger.'
Smiles Charlie :^)