Posted by Jayne (205.188.200.37) on August 24, 2001 at 10:56:13:
WHO SHOULD BE IN CHARGE?
> > >
> > >All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide
> > >who was the one in charge.
> > >
> > >"I should be in charge, "said the brain,"because I run all the body's
> > >systems,so without me nothing would happen".
> > >
> > >I should be in charge" said the blood,"because I circulate oxygen all
> > >over,so without me you'd all waste away."
> > >
> > >"I should be in charge, " said the stomach,"because I process food and
> > >give all of you energy."
> > >
> > >"I should be in charge" said the legs,"because I carry the body
>wherever
> >
> > >it needs to go."
> > >
> > >"I should be in charge" said the eyes,"because I allow the body to see
> > >where it goes."
> > >
> > >"I should be in charge, "said the rectum,"Because I'm responsible for
> > >waste removal."
> > >
> > >All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in
>a > > > >huff, he shut down tight.
> > >
> > >Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
> > >bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was
> > >toxic.
> > >
> > >They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
> > >
> > >The Moral of the story?
> > >
> > >The asshole is usually in charge.