Posted by Ted (64.12.101.152) on August 16, 2001 at 12:19:40:
In Reply to: Thank you. posted by Ted on August 16, 2001 at 12:11:08:
What I have learned as I matured:
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some
people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up
trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for
about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself
to others as they are more ignorant than you think.
I've learned that you can keep puking long after
you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we
do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy
a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and
there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that the people you care most about
in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a
joke" in 6 languages