Posted by hub (216.37.4.9) on August 09, 2001 at 14:10:23:
In Reply to: BullShit talk! posted by Chris on August 09, 2001 at 10:45:40:
okay back from lunch...actually I went out to deliver meals on wheels to old people, disabled starving artists, and poets...
Okay did I mention that the shotgun was a mossberg bolt action with a three shell clip...
Anyway we commenced to hauling our butts outa Dodge as fast as my 72 Torino GT with a 351 Cleveland would take us, and that is PDQ.
We weren't much concerned about those Peoga boys catching us in that junk Chevy but I wasn't about to stop when Sheepbie started crying that he had to get rid of some vitamin P.
Sheepbie could do this little trick that I was just short of mastering and the trick was that he could open the car door whilst the vehicle was in motion, and straighten his body and turn to his right while hanging Mr Johnson out the door and pee.
This day Sheepbie had a good, give you the goosebumps, shivering kind of pee going, when bang, out of no where a ten point buck jumped in the road in front of my car. I slammed it in second yanked the emergency brake, whipped the wheel to the left, and floored it, This caused us to do a U-Turn in a very tight radius, and now we were heading back the other direction. I looked over, and Sheepbie wasn't there. I had thrown him from the car. I stopped as quickly as I could and we all jumped out to find Sheepbie lying in the road holding his crotch and screaming oh my ---- oh my ----
They had to graft skin from Sheepbie's butt to fix his willy, and he was always adjusting himself. We started calling him a hillbilly homie...