Posted by Jayne (204.30.61.6) on August 08, 2001 at 18:07:38:
> >> Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of
>> cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with
you,
I'm
>> getting a boob job."
>>
>> The second woman says, "Oh, that's nothing, I'm thinking of having
my
>> asshole bleached!"
>>
>> To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband
as
a
>> blonde!"
>