Posted by Den (209.34.2.175) on July 09, 2001 at 17:58:34:
In Reply to: Uh, sure, yeah, ok, Chuck posted by Margi on July 09, 2001 at 14:26:19:
who in their right mind would shoot water up their ass?...Tell me ....who's butts gotta be that clean....
I remember durin the daily stripseach and bend over routine of us Trustees...the guard yelled at me and said "you did that on purpose"...
I still to this day do not have ANY earthly idea what he saw....i've allus imagined hit musta bin some dingleberry...or paper residue...or just plain...
hell...the man is lookin at assholes...i didn't tattoo "fuck nixon" on my heiny...gimme a break...
Here I was havin to take all my shits right there in view of God and the guys playin cards...last fuckin thing I'm gonna do is spend extra quality time wipin my ass....wipin and lookin...and wipin an lookin...till the cardboard tissue showed "nope...not a trace of brown here"
"golly gee" thought I with my best Ernst (Jim Varney...RIP) thoughts..."why don't they put Bidets in jails?"
Like ...it's why i don't post here to people here that are scammin...itchin fer a "real" fight...or just wastin time...
If ya spend yer time examinin assholes...ya get what ya pay for.
Walk in the sunshine...not where it don't
DEN