Posted by Dennis O'C (209.34.1.196) on July 03, 2001 at 03:23:09:
In Reply to: This is going to be fun as posted by Ted on July 01, 2001 at 15:34:13:
...if you know the cure then let us know.
did you even TRY the donkey sex information I sent you?...NO....You ...You ...elitist pig just had all my ads removed from the board.
This is not some quickfix like shrooms....one has to establish a relationship with their donkey. I suffered for 25 years. Alone. In Alaska. Panning for gold...Just me and Lolita my mule.
Manys the night she watched me beat my head on a pinetree...
Then...i had sold a few nuggets...got liquered up..ridin back ta my claim....and just as that CH started in...i slid kinda half off the back of Lolita...she started in to swaying an such...an the rest is history...I ain't had CH since.
I'll grant ya that that book folks and the postal service up here hain't nothin like them New Yerk folks...Lolita is camer shy so i hadda draw in the dee tails.
The crayolas was Hanna Mays idear...she reckoned that no matter how good what ya had was ya gotta lure folks in...She made the advertisin posters for last years coyote howl festival an it was a sucksess.
Point is....Ted...ya just pissed me off...
and if those convention folks hadn't bin pisoned by yer diatribes...and Holyday Inn dind't have rules agin medicinal asses...I coulda cured a whole passel of em....
Butt nooooooooo...i was turned away....
you folks are one helluva clique...When a cure just brays in yer face...you reject it....
My only hope is the testimony of a Jonny feller as he stumbled back from the waffle house...He and Lolita hit it off...plum wore her out...
This is ma last post...you won't have DEN to kick around anymore.
DEN