Posted by Dick Tricky (195.103.80.225) on June 25, 2001 at 02:39:47:
Oh yes! I have cluster migraine and Custer headaches (the same drove to join Sitting Bull to Crazy Horse) for 30 years.
I'm trisexual: when a bout of CH raise to 9 K(oitus) Scale, I try to have sex with my wife. The problem is my wife dead in a CHar accident 10 years ago: too much sex, in these times I had 35 CH attacks per day. Now I have to mate with the urn. But I have sticked on the urn a picture of her, and this seems to help me.
But sometimes I need the help of my neighbor. HE is a good looking male, 97 years old, blind, with a strong tremor in his left hand. I go to visit him, and use his nice and free...hand.
When the K scale reach 10, I need some other kind of help.
A friend of mine, used to fell in love with Rottweilers (His name is Boob, no! Bob Ripple) told me that if you walk in the neighborhood like a dog in 'submission', you can meet a lot of friends.
I felt in love with a Cihuahua, a German sheperd, a Scottish sheperd. With the Cihuahua I didn't got so much dialogue (he speak only spanish!) and we experienced many trouble in positioning, now we do the missionary position only.
I discovered the German sheperd in a night bar for sadomaso people. When I reach the 10 Ks, he use a wip on my back. It's so nice! I am only a little upset when he wants to read Mein Kampf dancing tip-tap on my belly.
The last, Scottish sheperd, was not a great experience: he is always drunk (Scotch whisky, obviously) and he is not so caring. He beat me hard before and after the act and this is not too good.
I tried also with women, but (due to my long experience with dogs) they dislike my way of barking during the act, and also the bits on the neck at the end.
...anyway..... sex and clusters forever......
Dick (so strange this theme is the favorite of mens with the Dick name...)
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