Posted by Donna (63.20.108.152) on June 07, 2001 at 23:32:19:
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar
stool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the
woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is
blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a
black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde
and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a
pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."