Posted by Charlie S :^) (206.159.166.80) on June 02, 2001 at 22:14:12:
A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we
> have
> > a wonderful system at the fire station:
> >
> > BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
> >
> > BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
> >
> > BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
> >
> > "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.
> >
> > When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.
> >
> > And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
> >
> > The next night he came home from work and yelled
> >
> > "BELL 1!"
> >
> > The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
> >
> > When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
> >
> > When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
> >
> > After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
> >
> > "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
> >
> > "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!
Smiles......Charlie S :^)