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Posted by Charlie S (206.159.163.98) on May 29, 2001 at 01:49:02:

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP
headline)
>
>Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting
her in-laws and
>while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries.
>Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and
>with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of
her head. One
>customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked
>over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
open, and she looked
>very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
replied that she'd
>been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for
>over an hour.
>
>The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were
>locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they
>finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back
>of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from
the heat, making
>a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of
dough hit her in
>the back of her head. When she reached back to find out
what it was, she
>felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially
passed out, but
>quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over
an hour until
>someone noticed and came to her aid.

I suppose we should feel sorry for this person. I do, but it's still funny.

Smiles, Charlie S :^)




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