Posted by Margi (161.184.81.207) on May 10, 2001 at 10:21:56:
Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself! Not... :)
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When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
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When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
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When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
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When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
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When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
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When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
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This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!
P.S. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.