Posted by TerryS (24.24.79.72) on May 04, 2001 at 20:02:12:
> > > > A slightly retarded farmer has a farm up the coast of California.
> > > >
> > > > Unfortunately, there are no women around. He gets
> > > > rather desperate, and
> > > > decides to try out an old mule.
> > > >
> > > > He puts a stepladder behind the mule, lowers his
> > > > pants, but then the mule
> > > > walks forward. The farmer gets down off the
ladder,
> > > > moves it forward, and
> > > > tries again, with the same outcome. This process
> >goes
> > > > on for about 5 more
> > > > iterations, until he finally gets the idea to
lead
> > > > the mule up to the ocean, so the
> > > > mule can't walk away. When he gets on the ladder
> > > > again, he hears a cry for
> > > > help out to sea, and sees a drowning woman
flailing
> > > > her arms.
> > > >
> > > > He jumps off the ladder, swims out to rescue her,
> >and
> > > > drags her back in. The
> > > > woman is totally nude, beautiful, and stacked as
> > > > well.
> > > >
> > > > After he revives her and nurses her back to
health,
> > > > she gazes into his eyes with
> > > > her limpid blue eyes, and says "Oh sir! I'm so
> > > > thankful to you for saving my
> > > > life! I'll do anything to repay you! Anything!!"
> > > >
> > > > So he says to her: "Could you hold that mule for
> >me?"