Posted by drummer on April 12, 1999 at 23:15:50:
In Reply to: The Power of Prayer: 300:1 posted by Jim P. on April 12, 1999 at 12:44:57:
That's it! Why the hell didn't someone suggest this before! Golly-Gee-Willikkers! I've been so stupid!
Let me explain.
You see, I am adamantly convinced why I am afflicted with this incredible pain. It is a VooDoo Doctor that lives somewhere on the island of Jamaica. The Voodoo Doctor has a doll that looks exactly like me. The VooDoo Doctor has these six-inch long needles that he inserts into the skull, eye and lower jaw of the doll that looks like me. When the VooDoo Doctor does this it causes excruciating pain in my own head.
I shall now pray to the Gods. (I'll pray to all of them so as to be safe.)
I will pray that the VooDoo Doctor pulls the pins from the skull, eye and lower jaw of the doll that looks like me. I will pray that the VooDoo Doctor doesn't drop dead until all the pins have been removed from the doll that looks like me.
YA HOO, MR. VOODOO !!