Posted by Charlie S (206.159.163.111) on April 26, 2001 at 02:02:42:
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a
>nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies
>he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures
>the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie
>Susie dies.
>
>One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
>His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son
>this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father
>assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day,
>granddaddy dies.
>
>One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
>His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son
>this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the
>son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot
>sleep because he is so terrified.
>
>The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die.
>After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He
>doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone
>for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at
>every movement and hides under his desk.
>
>Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife.
>"Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire
>life!" She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on
>the doorstep this morning."
Charlie S :^)