Posted by TerryS (198.133.22.75) on April 26, 2001 at 01:04:13:
OH, TO BE TEN AGAIN!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
>
> She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
>
> On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and
> off
> they
> went to a theme park.
>
> He put her on every ride in the park --the Death Slide, The
> Screaming
> Loop,
> the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go.
>
> She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head
> reeling
> and
> her stomach upside down.
>
> Into McDonalds they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with
> extra
>
> fries and a strawberry shake.
>
> Then off to a theater to see Star Wars--more burgers, popcorn, cola
> and
> sweets.
>
> At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
>
> Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like
> being
> ten
> again?"
>
> One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."