Posted by Dennis O'C (209.34.4.143) on April 23, 2001 at 21:54:35:
In Reply to: Cheryl boy our paths are parallel posted by Ree on April 23, 2001 at 13:34:12:
How to get on daytime talk shows 101:
"Please contact our station or network affiliates if you are involved in anyone of the following situations. or dial 1-800-kickass"
1. You have Migraines and just know they hurt worse than Clusters.
2. You would like to convince a room full of Clusterheads that stress is at the bottom of their pain.
3. Bring various strong pherimones on stage and place them under Clusterbuds noses to prove a point.
4. Your sister-in-law has Clusters and just for the sheer hellofit you'd just like to kick her ass in public.
5.You produce a Clusterheadache website...and want to meet, face to face, some of the asholes who fuck it up.
6.You would like to do a surgical procedure...live...on air...and prove once and for all you can cure Clusterheadaches....with endless followups.
7. Your signifigent other (or signifebabe) has Clusters and won't listen to a fuckin thing you learn at CH.Com.
8. You want that Doctor that just denied you O2...Verapamil...or Imitrex cause "girls don't get Clusters" to step in the ring with Jonny.
(boy am I on a roll here...feel free to add yer own when i'm done)
9. Your name is Dennis and you'd like to read 6 hours of Helen Rice Stiener quotes to Terry S till he breaks and goes fer yer throat.
10. You are fed up with secret (NT) posts and wanna scream at someone..."was sup"
11.You just know that all the old farts at CHMB are talkin about you behind yer back.
12. You are a newbie to CHMB and have no idea what I'm talkin about and would just like to see some support and info like you were promised.
I don't do 13
Good Grief
DEN