Posted by TerryS (24.24.79.72) on April 20, 2001 at 19:42:34:
> >Subject: Bumper Stickers
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> >Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
> >
> >Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
> >
> >I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> >
> >WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
> >
> >You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
> >
> >So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
> >
> >I need someone real bad... Are you real bad?
> >
> >The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
> >
> >IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
> >
> >As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public
> >schools.
> >
> >Hang up and drive.
> >
> >God must love stupid people...He made SO many.
> >
> >It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
> >
> >Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
> >
> >Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> >
> >Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.
> >
> >HONK If You Want To See My Finger
> >
> >Keep honking while I reload.
> >
> >Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
> >
> >Who were the testers for Preparations A through G?
> >
> >Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
> >
> >5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an
> >amusement park.
> >
> >EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
> >
> >If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
> >
> >Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
> >
> >Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
> >
> >Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
> >
> >My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something
> >like that.
> >
> >Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
> >
> >If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
> >
> >Stop repeat offenders. Don't reelect them!