Posted by Jackie L. (207.108.105.113) on April 16, 2001 at 15:48:48:
about the bug phobia I have is that... I had gotten ready for work...and went and did some errands etc...came home and I kept feeling like I had a sticker down my pants..So I finally pulled out the front of my pants and looked ...still outside ...and their was this HUGE GRASSHOPPER looking back at me..about half way between my knee and my crotch... Well I slowly started to try and walk to the garage and trying to not scream...but every step I took that damn thing was crawling up higher... So I ended up dropping my pants right in the front yard in broad daylight in front of the whole neighborhood...then the damn thing wouldn't jump off my leg...so their I am standing with my pants down and squeaking please get off me...and jumping around... Pissed me off that damn thing road my leg all around town for at least an hour...ROFLMAO....
Or the time I was walking and had a dress on and pantyhose etc..and a Huge grasshopper landed on my leg and got tangled in my pantyhose...I was screaming and hitting it with a paper that I had...(this was at school during the summer) and the janitor had to get the thing off my leg...or I was gonna strip right their...
I don't care if It creaps, crawls, slithers, jumps etc.. it better watch out...I will have the broom one in hand and ready with the raid in the other... YUCK!!!
Jackie L.