Posted by TerryS (24.24.79.72) on April 14, 2001 at 17:13:03:
The Computer Nerd's Dream
A computer nerd was walking on campus one
day when his friend, another computer nerd,
rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked,
"Where did you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was
walking along minding my own business when a beautiful
woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to
the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
"Take what you want!"
The second nerd nodded approvingly.
"Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."