Posted by trip (152.163.201.177) on April 14, 2001 at 06:31:58:
Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They put up a sign
for their establishment:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Psychiatry and Proctology".
The town council was not happy with that sign, so the doctors
changed it to "Hysteria's & Posteriors".
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council, they changed the sign to "Schizoids & Hemorrhoids".
No go!
Next they tried "Catatonics & High Colonics". Thumbs down again.
Then came "Manic-depressives & Anal-retentives". Still not good.
How about "Minds & Behinds"?
Unacceptable again.
So they tried "Lost Souls & Ass Holes".
Still no go.
Next they tried "Analysis & Anal Cysts"
Then went to "Nuts & Butts"
Followed by "Freaks & Cheeks"
Even tried "Loons & Moons"
Not acceptable either.
Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with a
business slogan they thought might be acceptable to the council:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds & Ends".
"APPROVED"!